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Happy Birthday akv1984

Posted: August 16th, 2012, 10:43 pm
by BlairCo
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Happy Birthday akv1984

Posted: August 16th, 2012, 11:17 pm
by Artemis
Crazy Eight wrote:If we lived near each other I would give you birthday sex.
How sweet of you Crazy!

Anyway, thanks you guys! Ya'll are the best!

Happy Birthday akv1984

Posted: August 16th, 2012, 11:25 pm
by jcvargas09
Happy Birthday! :oldmanface:

Happy Birthday akv1984

Posted: August 17th, 2012, 1:19 am
by Sandy
Happy birthday from one Leo to another.

Happy Birthday akv1984

Posted: August 17th, 2012, 1:21 am
by Crazy Eight
akv1984 wrote:
Crazy Eight wrote:If we lived near each other I would give you birthday sex.
How sweet of you Crazy!

Anyway, thanks you guys! Ya'll are the best!
My boyfriend might not approve, but you know. He's flexible. Both literally and figuratively. Right Brendan?

Happy Birthday akv1984

Posted: August 17th, 2012, 1:29 am
by Vader182
Crazy Eight wrote:
akv1984 wrote:
How sweet of you Crazy!

Anyway, thanks you guys! Ya'll are the best!
My boyfriend might not approve, but you know. He's flexible. Both literally and figuratively. Right Brendan?
After I splurged on the extra-big bottle of Eros Bodyguide lube, I hoped we were past this.

-Vader

Happy Birthday akv1984

Posted: August 17th, 2012, 1:31 am
by Crazy Eight
Vader182 wrote:
Crazy Eight wrote:
My boyfriend might not approve, but you know. He's flexible. Both literally and figuratively. Right Brendan?
After I splurged on the extra-big bottle of Eros Bodyguide lube, I hoped we were past this.

-Vader
Babe, don't get me wrong. I'm loving the lube. But I thought we discussed this. Because of your... you know, problem, I've needed to start seeking physical pleasure outside of our relationship. Don't you want your boy to be satisfied sexually? You'll get back on the horse soon enough. ;)

Happy Birthday akv1984

Posted: August 17th, 2012, 1:39 am
by TehBatGetsBraked
This took an interesting turn of events.

Happy Birthday akv1984

Posted: August 17th, 2012, 1:45 am
by TeddyBlass
Crazy Eight wrote:
My boyfriend might not approve, but you know. He's flexible. Both literally and figuratively. Right Brendan?
Wait wut?

I should've known you were being unfaithful. All of the Chipotle bags around the house, the random chest hairs laying about, the bible on the nightstand...

Happy Birthday akv1984

Posted: August 17th, 2012, 1:46 am
by Vader182
Crazy Eight wrote:
Vader182 wrote:
After I splurged on the extra-big bottle of Eros Bodyguide lube, I hoped we were past this.

-Vader
Babe, don't get me wrong. I'm loving the lube. But I thought we discussed this. Because of your... you know, problem, I've needed to start seeking physical pleasure outside of our relationship. Don't you want your boy to be satisfied sexually? You'll get back on the horse soon enough. ;)
Sometimes, you know, I can't believe you're this selfish. You don't even have the courtesy to do a fucking reach around, Keegan. I can't tell you how many times you've made my throat enflamed and numb but I hold back the tears just to make you smile. Fuck you.

-Vader