Nothing like skimming a large block of text early in the morning.
Don't you mean 'nothing like sticking your head in the sand early in the morning'?
Where I live there’s really not that much sand to begin with, and even metaphorically, I know exactly what’s going on and how bad it is for a lot of people, I just don’t like to hear it from you. But skimming? That’s half a second of my finger twitch, I can do that every single time no problemo.